NONZOO: A good planet to take the kids. The children’s paranormal pet exhibit that un-zoologized humans are forbidden to enter. A center of learning, self-improvement, obedience, nutrition pellets, tail-grafting, and snoots.
All hail her amphibian slipperiness, Princess ZOZNOO, Salamander In Chief, Ruler of The ZEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF NONZOO. Seriously, the children, bring them.